Warning : April !!

life's becoming one big hell this april...possibly the april 1st warning should have tipped me off, but it ticked me off instead. I had a harrowing time last week at office, and was hoping it would just end there; i'd been testing a silly web application for the past 10 days, and at that time seemed like i'll need to do that for another month, which effectively meant i'd have to look for another job. Added to that i have a dumb butt-head for a PM, who's pea-brain is as small as it can get. The moron's logic is disturbingly amazing.

The silly wisdom tooth, for all its name, is the dumbest oxymoron one can come across. it always seems to give the dentist money for no value. mine's no different, so i thought i'll get the damn tooth removed over the weekend and take rest on monday.

Being the oaf that he is, he jumped up to the idea wildly and started shaking his round head like a mad cow. It would have seemed very funny, had i not been in pain owing to my tooth. i did not get my holiday but instead got a whole lot of ideas from my "doctor" PM himself !...

some of his outrageous thoughts :

"The doctor is an idiot. he'll give you one pain killer tablet, but you should take two" ( that will kill the pain and me too )
"business and client is important, so you should have planned it earlier" ( aha, now that's why we call it the wisdumb tooth, it does not know about business and clients and when to cause us pain ) .
"you cant take holidays left and right" ( hellloww !! someone needs to explain to me, the jist of what this lunatic wants to say )
"it'll swell a lot, and so do have lots of food before going for the surgery, since you cant have food for the next 3 days and you'll become quite weak" ( bloody slavedriver accepts that i can't possbily make it on monday, but wants me to come )
"inform me 1 month in advance, before taking holidays left and right" ( this guy has a left and right syndrome, his left brain has nothing right in it, and his right brain has nothing left in it, as the saying for fools goes )

finally, as it goes, i had to come on monday writhing in pain no less....but for no use, since the dumb PM released me from the project owing to the clients request to downsize the team !..

my PM had the nerve to ask me "Hello hero, how is your tooth now ?". i had to control my anger but was tempted to give him a blow on his face, and ask him back the same question..

All in all april has been one hell of a month for me...nothing went right, and nothing was left !

I am glad i am out of it, and hopefully something good might just happen in May..... May be ;)...